Why Would You Ever Wear A Solar Powered Bra?
Being environmentally conscious these days is the next big thing as to being trendy and fashionable. Everybody is talking about waste management, eating organic, riding hybrid cars and wearing “solar energy bra.” Say what?! Solar powered bra is helping save planet Earth? How’s that even possible? Do the breasts increase solar energy?
If you watch the clip below, you just can’t help but ask, “Why should it be a bra in the first place?” Could it not be a shirt or something else? You could rewind the video over and over again and still remain puzzled over the whole concept.
Like other people who have already watched, you might as well come up with reasons for this innovation. You just hope that others would want to agree with you.
The Solar Energy Bra is made because it is:
- A dovetail effort. Wearing it means absorbing more solar energy through the breasts. You don’t only gain energy but you also boost your boobies. Perhaps it triggers those cells right over there to increase their size as they become exposed to lots of sunlight.
- A green fashion statement. Forget those Victoria’s Secrets and all other push up bras. Solar-powered bra is the new black in lingerie. Like the model says, “It’s an eco-friendly effort.” Hey, being sexy can also mean being literally green and not just kinky green. Girls who heart the environment are smoking hot!
- Provides more handy power. You don’t need to worry about your cellphone losing battery hours. You can talk as long as you want. You can also plug your mp3 player and listen longer. Or if you are so into your hair, plug that hair dryer or curling iron right into your chest.
At the end of every repeat, you’ll still be really confused why the inventors ever thought of it. But as they would put it, the bra is the answer to high oil price. Would you even wear it? Maybe you would, for something like an environmental rally in front of the Department of Energy.
Somehow you will figure that the bottom line of this invention. It is not really about the real cause. It’s just a statement of some lingerie company. Perhaps it’s a way to let the world know that the company care about the environment and all that.
However, if you really want to care about Earth’s future, then start small. You’re really sure that this bra would cost you more than the usual push up. How about donating that certain amount to some environmental charities?
Besides if you would look at the bra, do you really think it will turn a guy on when he sees it? He might even think that you’re some kind of a geeky freak. The next thing you know is that you’ll be explaining why you even wear it in the first place. So spare yourself from that situation. Lose the bra. It will definitely save the two of you some energy in the process.
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