5 Sexy Gift Ideas
Giving gifts is considered sexy already, so why not give gifts that are sexy? They can be the dirty little secret coming from the open-minded girl, or they can be the quaintest of surprises from the “shy” type.
To start, what qualifies as sexy gifts? It has to be something that evokes a smile, but not necessarily laugh-your-ass-off funny as well as sly and suggestive. Finally, it also has to make YOU happy, not just your guy. (For those who weren’t following, this is a girl’s gift idea list! But some might work for your girlfriend too!)
Sexilicious Pens – The name says it! Come on! Mixing “sexy” and “delicious” in one word? What the name doesn’t say though, is that the “ink” is made of smexy chocolate, with bare skin acting as paper. It can both be the ingredient of some sexy play, or garnish for the main dish! Hot chocolate — a sexy gift? You betcha!
Indiana Jones Soft Whip – With the latest Indy movie, comes more new merch! While not exactly the recommended use for this product, the box does scream, “Live the Adventure!” This is a meter-long soft whip. Plus, it makes the crackling sound a real whip makes, which makes it ideal for sexy s & m experimentation stages.
D*ck In A Box – The now-classic skit can always be seen just behind some of the major holidays. It’s a certified Timberlake hit! Labeled an official SNL product, the D*ck In A Box bring the fun in a hole-in-the-bottom-of-the-popcorn-carton humor — which makes it a pretty sexy gift. The absolute best part about this product is the packaging (see what I did there?) — it has drawn illustrations of the complete instructions for use, plus, the sub line reads, “We supply the box. You supply the rest.”
Skeeter Beeter Pro Hammock – If you’re the adventurous type and dislike the hammock burns after an afternoon “nap,” then this hammock is for you! Designed to keep mosquitoes and other insects out, it also obfuscates the dwellers within from public viewing. Requirements? Three deep-rooted trees, ice-cold drinks and a free afternoon.
Grand Get-Away – Can you spell hottest gift ever? “Two-piece-bikini-sun-swanky-resort-you-and-him.” If sexy material gifts aren’t your thing, then this might just hit the spot — what’s a more special present than an exotic experience in a foreign land? You could plan your trip online, behind his back, or enter this neat little contest I found, which might make the sexy gift better: FREE.
